Due to circumstances outside of our control, and our lawyers have advised us to say little more about it, for OPSEC, PERSEC, and the preservation of our own asses, r/MilitaryStories is now reserved for fictional stories ONLY.

Please see Executive Order 12958 1.6 ¶d-6.

All stories posted must contain a very brief but very graphic men-only love scene starting with an aggressive handshake. This will ensure that safe-search does not index the stories. The aggressive handshaking is purely for our own nostalgia.

Until further notice, any authentic stories will be met with swift justice in the form of an FBI raid on your home in Mar a Lago.