My uncles story about Dan in the air force .
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I lurk here a lot because a lot of my uncles and father served in the service and I've heard a lot of funny stories so I thought I'd share.
My uncle John is one of the hardest working guys I know. He went into the air force as young as he could and did 30 and retired doing telecommunications. This was way back in the 70s and 80s.
Anyway, he got into the business of splicing coax for telecommunications companies and called me up when I was in my early 20s to come down to Florida and splice cable with him for good money. This was early 2k so the internet was taking off and all media companies was hiring all kinds of subcontractors to splice in the new equipment. Me as a single man working on a framing crew building houses jumped at the chance at making big money. After being out there a couple of months he told me a funny story.
The story.. When John got assigned to his barracks he walked in and met his roommate Dan. Dan had come from the showers and had those little towels around his waist that the air force gives you. John said he could see the man's tip protruding from the bottom of the towel. My uncle being a very unfiltered guy was in just amazement and straight up asked "is that your cock!? " Dan said it was and all he could say was "Jesus Christ! How big is that thing?" Dan quietly said "around 10-11inches.." My uncle was obviously intrigued so he asked him a bunch of question and assumed he got laid all the time. Dan totally changed his perception. He said he couldn't keep partners because he was too big. He always felt like a side show because girls would want to see it but would never have sex with him so he got laid the least of all of his friends. My uncle is very outspoken so he makes a great wing man so he felt his mission was to get Dan laid and he concurred that anytime he got Dan a date the girl wouldn't sleep with him.
Now on to a funny event. John and Dan and other friends were playing basketball at the gym on base and they were getting smoked by a all black squad from a different set of barracks. When John and his team were walking off the court one of the three other guys made the comment "get off the court little dick white boys!" John pipes up and said "yea you beat us but there is no little dicks here so shut your mouth". The other team broke out in laughter and said it again. John in fashion said "you wanna bet?" The other team said they would gladly do so. So John's team pooled together about 100 bucks and bet the other guys that they couldn't produce a dick bigger than theirs. They accepted. (thinking back on this it all sounds extremely gay but this is how it was told.) So the other team had a Major named Grimes who pulled his shorts down and produced a very respectable 8-9 inch flaccid cock. Dan then steps up and looks down on the majors dick and said flatly "you call that a dick? “ then pulls his shorts down to expose his trouser snake and everyone went quiet. Then after about 5 seconds Grimes said "you ain't right man" and everyone busted out laughing. John said even though the guy couldn't get a win any weekend he got a win that day.
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