In memory of our FTX Thanksgiving
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Living in the field, MRE and canteens, dehydrated digestion acclimated to 4K calories, Chicken with Rice, Ham Slice…cheese spread and a dry ass cracker if you’re lucky.
In swoops the Humvee with the first freshly made hot chow you’ve had in weeks. The smell as you setup the chow line overcomes the pain from the steam burns as you crack open the stainless steel tubs. Turkey and gravy and potatoes brings all the boys (and girls) to the yard.
For the next 8 hours the entire company is emptying its bowels as the bellies filled with moist protein and starch is too much to hold back. Nap time. Crap time.
If the enemy attacks now we’re all happily dead meat.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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