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A retired Air Force veteran goes to a bar with his kid. While having some drinks at the bar, the vet's kid is wondering around.
A Navy Seal walks into the bar and the kid comes up to him and says "mister, mister, are you really a Navy Seal?" The Seal replies "why yes son, I am." The kid says "well mister, can I wear your hat?" The Seal says "yes!" And gives the kid his hat.
A few minutes passes and a Marine walks into the bar. The kid goes up to the Marine and says "mister mister, are you really a marine?" The Marine says "why yes son, I am." The kid says "well mister, can I wear your hat?" The Marine says "yes!" And gives the kid his hat.
A few more minutes pass and an Army Ranger walks into the bar. The kid goes up to the ranger and says, "mister mister, are you really a Ranger?" The Ranger says "why yes son, I am." The kid says "well mister, can I wear your hat?" The Ranger replies "well first you have to suck my dick." The kid replies "mister, you are mistaken, I am not really a Marine, I am just wearing his hat!"
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