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Ok so I'm pretty drunk but still coherent enough to legibly type (I think). Here's the deal, and I will try to keep it as short as possible:

I got out of the USMC two years ago as a SSgt. Nothing crazy happened, I was just ready for something new and since I had been promoted relatively quickly that 20 year mark was looking a tad bit too far away. So I got out. My wife, however, stayed in. She's now a Sgt herself, and plans on rolling through to retirement, which I was cool with because I'm at 80% disability but we all know that Tricare is wayyy better than the fucking VA.

So right before I got out a brand new Co GySgt checked in from Japan or some shit. Anyways I fucking hated this guy from the get go. I am generally a fairly calm person but something about this dude made me want to break his nose every time I saw him. Of course, the person who heard most of those rants was my wife.

Soooo.... Fast-forward.... And I have now EAS'd and for the first time in my life I get to spend time with my son, use my GI Bill and fucking recharge after 9 years of licking windows. Anyways, my wife ends up getting some gay ass TAD orders to follow some battalion around in the field playing wookie-ranger. I'm cool as shit with it because hey, every guy needs some alone time right?

WRONG MOTHERFUCKERS!

I'm sure you guys have already figured it out. The Gunny I fucking hated was now a MSgt and the most senior enlisted Marine in charge of my wife.

So they come back from their field op and shit and something isn't feeling right. She's on her fucking phone all the time, she seems like she feels crazy guilty about something, and she honestly just has that "I fucked up" look on her face that you can immediately see after being married to her for 10 years. So I get the story out of her (keyword there is "story"): she claims that the good MSgt had been sending my wife some texts and making her feel uncomfortable. So, thinking that I'm protecting my family, I call him up and tell him to break contact with her immediately. He agreed to do that (probably because he's married with two kids of his own).

So this shit fades to black and sort of becomes a memory until one year later I felt Fate sliding his triumphant, veiny penis into my virgin asshole; I'm fucking around with my kid in the backyard playing soccer and shit and I started walking to the deck where she was sitting. I somehow surprised her because she jumped a mile and did a super crap job of trying to turn her phone away from me. So, yeah, I grabbed her phone away to check it out and it's Snapchat opened up to a dude flexing in the bathroom mirror with his dick out from, yep, you guessed it... Then directly underneath that my wife had typed the following when I nabbed her phone away; "OMG lol I want to cum on that so hard again" (I had to take a break at this point to go beat the fuck out of a tree in my back yard with an aluminum bat... That's not a "r/iamsobadass" thing, I am just seriously fucking destroyed right now.)

Anyways I confront her and eventually get the story... He bumped into her where she works and asked her to lunch. My wife agreed... Then they ended up fucking in his car behind the PX. Not even joking (again, dude is married with 2 kids himself).

So to keep the peace in my house i left and have been sleeping on a buddy's couch for the past week. I'm a fucking wreck. She keeps doing that "I made a mistake please talk to me" bullshit until I turned off my phone.

If you have hung around thru that long ass story I commend you. Here's the deal.... Idk what to do and need some advice. Do I do my best to burn both of them or just him? Obviously I'm pissed at her too but she is the mother of my son. I just need some advice because I am no-shit not doing well at all right now.

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