Military Subreddit Census 2019
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Intro
It's that time of year again! How's about another round of finding out just how fucking weird your internet neighbors are? The link above will lead you to a google forms survey where I'll ask all sorts of questions about you, your job, and life in general. None of the questions are mandatory unless they are built to lead you to specific sections of the survey. I don't ask for emails or any PII (I think), and if you don't feel comfortable answering any particular question don't feel pressed to do so! Leave that shit blank and move right on to the next question. Won't hurt my feelings none.
I've implemented almost all of the feedback I saw about the previous years' censuses, and worked with your mods to ensure we're getting after information that either y'all will find funny / interesting or that the mods plan to use in bettering your subreddit. Another thing I've done is some soul searching on how I could be an absolute lazy bastard and do EVEN LESS work that last year, and it hit me! Instead of making an individual survey and results for each of the annually growing number of subreddits... I'll just combine them all into one survey! There's so much overlap that the majority of questions I ask, each branch can answer. I then put all the branch specific questions into their own sections. Lastly, doing it in this fashion allows you to answer questions from multiple branches if you have the experience to do so. Or if you want to fuck with my stats. Please don't throw the baby out with the bath water!
Boilerplate: **Please don't ** share this census outside of the subreddits in which it's posted. The intended audience is strictly the current user base of these subreddits, as the results are intended to be used as a pulse check for our community.
FAQ
- Do I have to take this survey?
- I'm just a random stranger on the internet. Do you always do what folk like me tell you to? Hey, since we're on the topic, I've got some of the most delicious candy in my van down by the river...
- May I submit a FOIA request for the results of this Commander's Assessment?
- What? No. Why? Well first off fuck you, that's why. Second, seriously go do one bud. Third, alright fine, I'm going to shut this bad johnny down on the 29th. Give me a couple days to see what the best way to eek out the results in a way that's palatable, and I'll try to get this pushed out around the 31st.
- Is this actually anonymous?
- I'm not tracking your username nor google account when you submit this. On top of that, ain't nobody got time to delve into someone else's life when I don't have my own shit together. Seriously, my shit is in so many socks right now. Why do I have shit in socks? I don't know anymore.
Historical
- [Census 2018 Results](https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/ab4u9n/rmilitary_census_2018_results/)
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