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Sarge and The Infected willy.

Posted on January 24, 2023


So the year is fuck if I can remember. Place YTC (Yakima Training Center) Time AT (Annual Training). And Now for The rest of the Story. Sorry Paul Harvey.....

So this is kinda a funny thing.

So Pappy was a former squid. I don't remember how long he was navy but he transferred to the WANG yes i know funny acronym. Stands for Washington Army National Guard and kind of reliant to the story.

He was the oldest in the unit hence the moniker of pappy which has been a military thing forever. He was also the platoon daddy or platoon Sergeant and my vc or vehicle commander.

Pappy was almost 60 at the time of the incident. He was like a lot of joes from that period. His junk was uncircumcised. now for health reasons if you are not clipped you need to keep that shit clean.

well here is the thing we are in a field environment, limited bathing for two weeks, playing in the dirt, sweating or collective asses off in a big metal box on tracks in june in the desert. So cleaning was not really a option at that point.

So we have like four days left of the war game portion of annual training when pappy gets on the aid freq and needs to see a medic at our track asap.

Hmm wtf???! Pappy been walking around kinda funny for a day our two given his age I thought hemroids. How fuckin wrong was I. medics take him over to the medical tracks and look him over. about a hour goes by and pappy not back and a medic Blackhawk is coming in.

Now I really wondering wtf. The medics and pappy get on the bird and dust off.We finish the mission and head for base.

During the battalion picnic the Co comes by and pulls me and my other crewmate aside and told use pappy got a yeast infection on his willy and it was so bad that the flew him to fort lewis hospital to get fixed. They circumcised pappy at almost 60 let that sink in.

He was a hurting for almost a month. But its really not a laughing matter but you know us military types we are all adult juveniles and the jokes at pappy's expense lasted for months. everything from dildos to blow up dolls and condoms were used. a special trophy was made and given to him. Our track got tagged Foreskin! 🤣🤣

one of my best memories for my time.

submitted by /u/vortish
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