I was an Air Force weather guy assigned to the Army. As part of those billets, AF people had to go to specialized training at Camp Blanding in Florida. It’s basically a “Diet Infantry” school with weapons familiarization from the M9 up to the Mk. 19, tactical driving, MOUT ops, CLS, and other nonsense.

The idea is to get AF folks up to speed on how to shoot, move, and communicate with our supported branch in combat operations. In practice, it was nothing that couldn’t be completed without a TDY to the literal worst part of the worst goddamn state in the country.

But, I digress. You’re here for titties.

During our CULMEX at the end, we broke up into squads and took turns playing OPFOR using sim rounds and grenades and dummy IEDs. This part was actually fun.

Since this training was coed, we had Airwomens as well as Airmens participating.

During a house clearing op, I got tasked with searching the bodies for bombvests during the SSE. OPFOR was all “dead” so we had to strip them of their OTV to do the search. All of us, OPFOR included, were all kitted up in the same gear so it was hard to tell who was who.

During my search of the bodies, I un-vested a friend who is an absolute smokeshow. Like cosplays as Wonder Woman and wins awards type gorgeous. I had no idea who she was during the rush to get finished. With the adrenaline still pumping, I un-vested her and accidentally grabbed two heaping handfuls of giant titties. It was fleeting. Only a half a second before I realized what I had done.

“Oh Shit! Sorry [insert name]!”

She had no hard feelings though. It was definitely the highlight of that shitty TDY.