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Czechoslovak Vet story 2 - Fun with the Russians

Posted on December 30, 2022


The Soviet military doctrine for mechanized batallions was interesting. It boiled down to:

1) Throw whatever fire support you have on enemy positions. Heavy arti and rockets preferred, helicopters would do as well and worst case scenario you use planes for CAS.

2) Tanks roll up, provide fire support.

3) Infantry in BVPs rolls through the lines into the enemy back lines while the second and third...

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You All Look the Same To Me

Posted on December 30, 2022


(AN: This story was submitted to and approved by the DoD Pre-publication office for release. No OPSEC, PERSEC, or INFOSEC violations are contained within.)

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My time in the Marines was rapidly headed toward a close in 2012, and I was hoping to end the relationship on a good note. However, the Marine Corps can sense when you’re trying to play nice, and it never failed to make Marines regret it. I...

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Army guys visit a Navy ship

Posted on December 30, 2022


My National Guard Seperate Infantry Bde staff from Oregon is at the Coronado Amphibious Base in San Diego. We are attending the Marine Corps Assault Landing Course, learning all about how to load and unload ships, types of communications etc. Our Bde at that time was sending a Battalion each year to Martinique to practice assault landings, so as a staff we needed the education.

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Hawk Is Caple Of Learning!!!

Posted on December 30, 2022


Dear Reader, have you ever found yourself hopelessly pondering an unanswerable Life Question? I have yet to make any notable progress, but I continually ponder the most unanswerable Life Questions. I mean, being the first to solve one of these many Life Questions is a sure to be met with an unmeasurable level of gratitude. I understand my quest may be futile, but they will never be answered if...

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With All due respect sir do you know me?

Posted on December 29, 2022


When I was on deployment on the 11th MEU (marines and navy would know) one of our officers decided to offer us scuba diving classes at night after work was down for the day. At the end of the three night class the guy teaching it asked if we had any questions. So I raised my hand and asked him who he was.

He looked at me dumb founded. He responded with “I’m one of only 4 field grade officers on...

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My first time meeting a general

Posted on December 29, 2022


So when I was a lowly E4 me and a buddy were walking on a hiking path on base and thought we were alone. Somehow we got talking about our most filthy sex stories and talked at length about it. On my buddies filthy story number 3 involving a bottle of Jameson, lube, and the back of a woman's knee, someone behind us cleared their throat loudly. Turning we snapped to attention and rendered salutes...

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lost in the translation

Posted on December 28, 2022


our female company of trainees was finished at one of the ranges on Ft Dix. One of my privates had been a bartender at a bar that also served raw oysters and their motto was "Suck one down!"

this will be explained shortly.

the former bartender was really engrossed with this motto and incorporated it nearly all of her conversations.

as we were waiting on the cattle trucks to pick us up, she headed...

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A Katrina Story: My best trade

Posted on December 27, 2022


During the month after Katrina visited New Orleans, it quickly became apparent that folks wanted to help. Folks sent stuff, mostly clothes, by the droves. I think I still have brand new T-shirts never worn from various fire departments in New England. It also became apparent that you could only use so much of the items that were sent to you. The last thing that became apparent (for this story) was...

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Czechoslovak Vet Story 1

Posted on December 27, 2022


Howdy,

My dad had to go through the mandatory service in the 80s in the Czechoslovak Army. He told me a couple funny stories, so I would like to share them with you.

The armies of the Warsaw Pact had several different specializations. Our speciality was Recon and Chemical warfare. Ofc, we were also expected to hold the brunt of the NATO forces before the rest of the troops arrived, so we were...

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The French Infantryman Stories : Private Nicewood

Posted on December 27, 2022


Hi again brothers and sisters. Even if the title changed, you might recognize me from my First Story, my Second Story, my Third Story and my Fourth Story. Once again, thank you for all your support. Writing is my therapy, you reading it is part of it. Thank you for your caring and loving comments. Merci beaucoup.

(I post this one once again as I didn't follow the 3 days rule between stories... My...

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