He is going to Jackson fuck him up. Jk he was actually a redditor and found the advice from this sub and is still terrified. He is joining a way different army than I did in 08 and I was happy to tell him there is literally nothing he can do but embrace the suck. It doesn’t matter when you joined the army, it’s always gonna be the hardest time. A lot of folks never even make it there. I like to think it has gotten better and made better soldiers since the surge (and less abuse and wrongful death investigations.

But at the same time none of them older fucks was nice to me so fuck em. Light em up at Jackson for being redditors.

Either way gimme the kids nuggets meal, the Dave’s double, no pickles, and a Diet Coke. It’s an apple juice for the kids meal.