Gamers. I come to you in my time of urgent need

So here we are, sitting in this military vehicle (want to be vague to avoid PII) With a higher enlisted and an officer

The O man rips one something fierce. Bahaha good one sir, that made my eyebrows burn off

The E man follows up with a formidable double tap, woo wee that one was rancid.

This goes on for about an hour on our drive.

All of a sudden. A voice comes from the rear. "How come i cant smell anything from you? You like it silent and safe?"

Ive had it. Its my moment to shine. The Southwest black bean MRE has been brewing for this great achievement im about to procure. In deliberate suspense i let it stir, then i let it fly

E:"Jesus christ man! I was just kidding!"

O:"Wow... That one... Wow..."

Me in my thoughts: fuck i shit my pants fuck i shit my pants fuck i shit my pants fuck i shit my pants fuck i shit my pants

We have another two hours to get to the field from our current stop

What do, fellow gamers?

Thank.