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When the Admiral singles you out!

Posted on June 4, 2022


Years ago as many of us bored souls have done while sitting in the desert, we decided to see who had the most testosterone and grow out our trash stache's. We had been at it for a while, and no one really though much of it when we found out a VIP would be around one day. Uniforms would be as on point as possible, the officers would do their thing to impress, and we'd just sit back and look pretty. Anyways the day arrived, and then you hear "attention on deck", as a 3-star Admiral walks into the TOC. We all pop to attention, he surveys the room for a second, looks at my buddy and then immediately (sorry paraphrasing to the best of my ability) "holy shit, what are you feeding that thing?". Screw situational awareness, who was doing what/where in theater. Admiral 3-star gives the TOC an "at ease" and immediately goes over to talk to my buddy. He's there for a minute or two, and then goes on his way. Immediately we all are like "wtf?". His response was "the Admiral wanted to know how I managed to smuggle my pet caterpillar into theater, and what I was feeding it to keep it so full?". We fucking lost it, and the caterpillar bit wasn't lost on us as he shortly after gained the nickname "Weedle".

submitted by /u/danaozideshihou
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