Just soldier things
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Yesterday I heard about one of the soldiers in my platoon getting three days of quarters out of the blue. Dude usually shams out of a lot so I assumed he was faking symptoms of COVID to get of of work for the week. Today I learned it was because they had to put him on a respirator while they drained puss out of his throat because dippy decided he was going to meet up with some chick from tinder and eat her out, giving him a tonsil infection.
Stay safe guys. Remember if you're going to skate fast and eat ass, make sure its clean.
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