Serious question: What stops us from starting our own troll army?
So, apparently China has a troll army.
Russia has a troll army.
All these other countries have troll armies.
You know what I think? I think that's pretty awesome, so where the fuck is America's troll army? What's stopping us? We have the biggest budget out of everyone combined and we still don't have our own internet brigade. Seriously, how much fucking furniture does family readiness group need anyway and we can probably do away with most of those middle-management jobs that keep money pumping into these senile dinosaurs that we call private companies. We should start one as the 7th branch, complete with online fitness tests.
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